Don't argue about who goes first - there's room, put it in at the same time

Honey, don't panic. These are my friends. They're gonna fuck you, and I'm getting married

I carry my wife in my arms ( ̶n̶a̶ ̶h̶u̶e̶), but she cheats - okay, I'll forgive her

My girlfriend and I are getting fucked by a bunch of men and we're enjoying their dicks 🥰